[Insert Date and Time]
At approximately [Insert Time], a critical incident occurred in Medbay involving a Life-Sized Hunk Hands (LSHH) prototype. The LSHH unit, designed for therapeutic and recreational purposes, malfunctioned and began to interact with a Squirting mechanism. The Squirting mechanism was reportedly patched or modified prior to the incident. hunk hands 6 step squirting medbay patched
[Your Name] [Your Position] [Date]